You see three items before you:
A wig that can become any colour/style and never frizzes/goes out of place.
A needle/thread that can match any fabric and easily creates seams that never rip (can be used in a machine too).
Contacts that match your prescription if you have one and can become any colour/size that never dry out so you could theoretically leave them in forever.
You can only take one. Which one do you take?
∞ Scenes of Sherlock
And I further deduce you’ve only started it recently because you’ve got a bit of a chafing.
and if you look to your left, you will see Sherlock Holmes confirming for Molly, Wiggins, and the rest of the world that John Watson has an enormous dick.
So much so that it can be confused for a tyre lever shoved down the front of his pants